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thisoldapt:

Or in plain terms, how to clean out your closet. -EL
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thisoldapt:

Or in plain terms, how to clean out your closet. -EL

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parislemon:

Favorite day of the year: coin trade-in day.

Free money! (Not really, of course.)

parislemon:

Favorite day of the year: coin trade-in day.

Free money! (Not really, of course.)

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dailypuns:

Who sang it?

dailypuns:

Who sang it?

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jecoart:

Mona Khaleesa 

jecoart:

Mona Khaleesa 

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon owning cows, but the cows escape. There are now cows everywhere. Your icon breaks down in tears.

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old school supernatural

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

when your mom visits you at college

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